Tuesday, November 22, 2011

My troubles with Thanksgiving!

I'm not sure why people skip over the holiday of land stealing, brutal rapings, and group slauters. I understand that Christmas is a much better holiday. It signifies something good. I love wrapping gifts and the music is great but please wait until Black Friday to decorate your house for Christmas. To be honest, Thanksigivng is a holiday that embodies everything we still fight today but all I know is...I love turkey! Thanksgiving is awesome. I spend the early part of my day fasting and preparing my strechy pants followed by football and beer then ending with an orgy of food and dessert. On a more serious note, I do give good thought into what I am thankful for but to be honest I love the food. I hate Christmas music before Thanksgiving, I hate decorations and Chritmas lights before Thanksgiving. Although, my house is the one house that squeeked by not ever getting their lights down without ever getting a fine by the city but that's besides the point. Why have holidays if we just graze past the good ones. I'm gonna follow Adam Carolla and think of something that truly bothers me about my topic. If you would like to add some, be my guest. And if you want to be an ass and tell me I'm whiny then I'll simply tell you where to go...just kidding!

1. I hate when I visit my relatives for Thanksgiving and they have Mexican food for Thanksgiving dinner. I have that shit every damn day except I just call it food. A small incorporation is fine but making tamles, pozole and carne con chile is just disappointing. One day out of the year, think out of the damn box!